So today I’m sitting in the passenger seat of my mom’s car and she’s refilling her tire with air when this hella hawt dude pulls up next to us in a fucking motorcycle.
Now what I didn’t mention was that I was coming home from VBS and I was randomly playing with this glue gun as the dude pulled up.
So I’m just sitting there.
Awkwardly putting the glue gun out of eye sight.
Did I mention I also started dancing to Becky G’s “Shower” as it came on the radio?